Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna..
Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi,
khub ladi mardani Wo to .?
Student: SHILA ki JAWANI thi

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
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