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  • Neha 11:38 am on August 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Hindi Jokes   

    Very Very Funny Hindi SMS Jokes 

    Some people think
    that Black color
    Is sentimentally Bad.
    But they forget to know about
    Every Black Board
    makes the
    Students future bright

    sadness of a student
    Bada mushkil hai School ki
    Teacher se pyar karna
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Love letter beja tha home work
    samaj ke check kar dia

    Man- Among My 4 Sons 3 are MBAs
    Friend- 4th?
    Man- He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
    Friend:
    Why Dont U Throw Him Out?
    Man- Woi To GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai

     
  • Neha 11:39 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi   

    Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi 

    Teacher- There is a Frog
    Ship is sinking
    Onion cost RS. 3/kg
    then what is my age?
    Student-32yr
    Teacher-How do u know?
    Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

    Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna..
    Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi,
    khub ladi mardani Wo to .?
    Student: SHILA ki JAWANI thi

    Pappu ki master se hui ladai
    Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
    Pappu ka grm hua khoon
    Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
    COMING Soon

     
  • Neha 11:38 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Very Very Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi 

    Teacher: what do u call a person
    who cannot hear anything?
    Santa: U can call him anything,
    because he cannot hear anything.

    Maths Teacher- If U Had
    1000Rs In One Pocket And
    1000Rs In Other Pocket,
    What Wud U Think?
    Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
    Papa Ki Pent Pahenili

    Class Rooms r like Train
    1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP
    Middle 2r Genral Compartment
    N Last 2r Sleeper Class

    SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
    Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
    SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
    Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

    .

    Life of a student:
    PC hai net Nahi,
    ATM Hai paise Nahi,
    Cell Hai balance Nahi,
    EXAM hai tension Nahi,
    Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

     
  • Neha 11:37 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Funny Hindi SMS 

    New Ad by Mountain dew:
    Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.
    Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!
    Dar sabko lagta he par..
    Dar ke age !!

     
  • Neha 11:35 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Pappu Jokes SMS 

    Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
    Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
    Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
    Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

     
  • Neha 11:35 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Hindi SMS JokesHindi SMS Jokes 

    Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?
    Stud SirPyarwo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
    or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

     
  • Neha 11:28 pm on August 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Hindi SMS Jokes 

    Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
    Santa chadh gaya, to train mein logo ne kaha “WELL DONE”
    Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
    main to usey chhodne aaya tha!

     
  • Neha 11:05 pm on August 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Very Funny Hindi Shayari 

    Aapka hasna aap ka chalnaa, aap ki woh style
    Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file…

    Aapke nakhare humare dil pe u bang ho gaye
    jaise do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye..

    Aap jaiso ke liye to hum dil ko cut kiya karte hai
    Warna baaki cases mein to copy paste kiya karte hai…

    Aap ka intezaar karte karte main so gaya
    bas bacha hi kya, connection bhi time out ho gaya..

     
  • Neha 10:57 pm on August 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Hindi Shayari 

    Dil ki tanhayiyon se zindagi ke raaste nahin kat te,
    tumhare bina hamari tanha raatein nahin kat te.

    Tumne to apne dil ko rakh diya hai us shaher mein,
    Jiske raaste hamari manzil tak nahin pahonjhte.

    Apne dil ke raaston ko aise band mat karo,
    kyunki usi ki raah se hamari bhi saansein hai guzarte.

    Itna rooth kar kaha jaaoge humse,
    Aap ke raaste to hamari hi manzil par aaker hain rukte.

     
  • Neha 10:57 pm on August 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Hindi SMS 

    Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
    Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
    Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
    Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.

     
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