Some people think
that Black color
Is sentimentally Bad.
But they forget to know about
Every Black Board
makes the
Students future bright
sadness of a student
Bada mushkil hai School ki
Teacher se pyar karna
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Love letter beja tha home work
samaj ke check kar dia
Man- Among My 4 Sons 3 are MBAs
Friend- 4th?
Man- He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
Friend:
Why Dont U Throw Him Out?
Man- Woi To GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai
Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!
Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna..
Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi,
khub ladi mardani Wo to .?
Student: SHILA ki JAWANI thi
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
COMING Soon
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili
Class Rooms r like Train
1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP
Middle 2r Genral Compartment
N Last 2r Sleeper Class
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
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Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,
EXAM hai tension Nahi,
Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!
New Ad by Mountain dew:
Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.
Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!
Dar sabko lagta he par..
Dar ke age !!
Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho
Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?
Stud SirPyarwo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train mein logo ne kaha “WELL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
main to usey chhodne aaya tha!
Aapka hasna aap ka chalnaa, aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file…
Aapke nakhare humare dil pe u bang ho gaye
jaise do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye..
Aap jaiso ke liye to hum dil ko cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases mein to copy paste kiya karte hai…
Aap ka intezaar karte karte main so gaya
bas bacha hi kya, connection bhi time out ho gaya..
Dil ki tanhayiyon se zindagi ke raaste nahin kat te,
tumhare bina hamari tanha raatein nahin kat te.
Tumne to apne dil ko rakh diya hai us shaher mein,
Jiske raaste hamari manzil tak nahin pahonjhte.
Apne dil ke raaston ko aise band mat karo,
kyunki usi ki raah se hamari bhi saansein hai guzarte.
Itna rooth kar kaha jaaoge humse,
Aap ke raaste to hamari hi manzil par aaker hain rukte.
Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.
